你的宠物。
它的地盘。

Use the cat in the uploaded reference photo as the only visible character. Preserve the exact breed, fur markings, eye color and recognizable muzzle. A new fictional comedy scene: the pet sits upright in the driver's seat of a plain white pickup parked beside a quiet grassy fishing pond. Camera at the open driver window, handheld phone footage, medium close shot. Natural cat or dog paws throughout, no human hands. Soft natural afternoon light. One continuous twelve-second take, vertical 9:16. A fictional original English voice, not an imitation of a real person's voice. At 0–3 seconds a separate OFF-CAMERA visitor says, 'I thought this was state property.' The pet stays silent with mouth closed during this line. At 3–5 seconds the pet squints, tilts its head, and says 'State?' then pauses in disbelief. At 5–9 seconds the pet says 'This is private property.' At 9–12 seconds the pet gestures toward the road with one paw and says 'Hit the road, dude.' One speaker at a time, clear audible dialogue, natural mouth movement, preserve the dramatic pause. Subtle outdoor ambience, no music, no subtitles, no written text, no logos, no watermark, no extra characters or limbs. Do not use original meme footage or recordings.